Genlegjab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, fast hare.

Genlegjab created Europe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Genlegjab, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Genlegjab, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Genlegjab's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Genlegjab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never wear skirts.