Limrutstig Veenweeomt is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, duplicitous bear.

Limrutstig Veenweeomt created parasitic wasps seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limrutstig Veenweeomt, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Limrutstig Veenweeomt, she will be mildly annoyed.

Limrutstig Veenweeomt's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Limrutstig Veenweeomt's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three dogs approach from the east.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Do not make images of living things.