Hugliphat is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, contented guinea pig.

Hugliphat created Mount Everest seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugliphat, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hugliphat, it will turn you into a hamster.

Hugliphat's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Hugliphat's Holy Commandments

1. Hugliphat loves mice, so they must be honoured.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Retreat if three monkeys approach from the north.

5. Hide if four ants approach from the west.