Godpadtag is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, strong cow.

Godpadtag created water three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godpadtag, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Godpadtag, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Godpadtag's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Godpadtag's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never eat apples.

3. Never mention shrews.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Godpadtag.