Mondutrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, prudent fairy.

Mondutrutt created life four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mondutrutt, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mondutrutt, it will think nothing of it.

Mondutrutt's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Mondutrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never wear purple skirts.

5. Do not trade with those who eat limes.