Pitminsug is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, selfish camel.

Pitminsug created the universe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitminsug, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pitminsug, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Pitminsug's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Pitminsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention porpoises.

2. Do not eat garlic.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.