Wonsawbug is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unselfish swallow.

Wonsawbug created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Wonsawbug, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wonsawbug, it will boil you in a big pot.

Wonsawbug's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Wonsawbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill dolphins.

2. Never mention geese.

3. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.