Gudhindin is a god.

He takes the form of a large, witless wyrm.

Gudhindin created the planet Venus eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gudhindin, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gudhindin, he will send you a sign.

Gudhindin's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Gudhindin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Hide from pink squirrels for they are unholy.