Daddaptik is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fast shrew.

Daddaptik created an electron four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Daddaptik, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Daddaptik, he will turn you into a sheep.

Daddaptik's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Daddaptik's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never sit near grasshopers.

3. You must love Daddaptik.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Hide if seven cats approach from the north.