Fuddadhig is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, happy wombat.

Fuddadhig created Africa seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fuddadhig, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fuddadhig, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Fuddadhig's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Fuddadhig's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.