Tonlidkik is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, idiotic dryad.

Tonlidkik created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Tonlidkik, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tonlidkik, he will turn you into a puffin.

Tonlidkik's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Tonlidkik's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Tonlidkik.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Tonlidkik loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tonlidkik.

5. Erect seven copper sculptures of Tonlidkik on top of important buildings.