Artweeceb is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, omnipotent hippopotamus.

Artweeceb created the Andromeda Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Artweeceb, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Artweeceb, she will torture you forever.

Artweeceb's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Artweeceb's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never hurt seals.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always help sick horses.

5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.