Yatzibkin is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unjust hedgehog.

Yatzibkin created a photon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatzibkin, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yatzibkin, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Yatzibkin's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Yatzibkin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always help frogs.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Never wear yellow skirts.