Pigpod is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, egotistical pig.

Pigpod created Europe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigpod, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pigpod, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Pigpod's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Pigpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never mention whales.

4. Do not kill goats.

5. Never talk about gravity.