Hadxen is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish sheep.

Hadxen created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadxen, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hadxen, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Hadxen's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Hadxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear white stockings.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not commit murder.