Farrenfod is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, pitiless hummingbird.

Farrenfod created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farrenfod, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Farrenfod, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Farrenfod's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Farrenfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Farrenfod's name in vain.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.