Farn is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, deceitful grasshopper.

Farn created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farn, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Farn, she will turn you into a snail.

Farn's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Farn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Run away if four tortoises approach from the north.

3. Farn must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not take Farn's name in vain.