Mifduncedmot Yakkinfot is a god.

It takes the form of a small, self-assured cat.

Mifduncedmot Yakkinfot created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Mifduncedmot Yakkinfot, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mifduncedmot Yakkinfot, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Mifduncedmot Yakkinfot's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Mifduncedmot Yakkinfot's Holy Commandments

1. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never think ill of sick otters.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Mifduncedmot Yakkinfot on top of all buildings.