Lantitgatmetrullbopbit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, narcissistic dragonfly.

Lantitgatmetrullbopbit created a bottom quark two years ago.

If you believe in Lantitgatmetrullbopbit, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lantitgatmetrullbopbit, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Lantitgatmetrullbopbit's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Lantitgatmetrullbopbit's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Lantitgatmetrullbopbit.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Run away from orange eagles, for they are unholy.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.