Wikcuddap is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, benevolent dolphin.

Wikcuddap created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikcuddap, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wikcuddap, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Wikcuddap's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Wikcuddap's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not take Wikcuddap's name in vain.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

5. Never talk about amino acids.