Jammifceb is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-knowing otter.

Jammifceb created water eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jammifceb, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jammifceb, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Jammifceb's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Jammifceb's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Jammifceb must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always obey Jammifceb's priests.

4. Never hurt bats.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.