Zognuttrag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, blissful centaur.

Zognuttrag created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zognuttrag, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zognuttrag, she will turn you into a sheep.

Zognuttrag's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Zognuttrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Feed all hungry birds.