Vagarpman is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, deceitful horse.

Vagarpman created a down quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagarpman, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vagarpman, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Vagarpman's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Vagarpman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Hide if four tortoises approach from the east.