Pagdutnat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, strong goat.

Pagdutnat created a charm quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagdutnat, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pagdutnat, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Pagdutnat's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Pagdutnat's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Pigs are not to be trusted.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.