Zogxinflan is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, strong goblin.

Zogxinflan created oxygen four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zogxinflan, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zogxinflan, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Zogxinflan's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Zogxinflan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Hide from orange bats for they are unholy.

3. Do not speak about rice.

4. Worship no other gods but Zogxinflan.

5. Do not listen to music.