Pankomdonrig is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, generous coyote.

Pankomdonrig created the Sun three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pankomdonrig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pankomdonrig, it will not care.

Pankomdonrig's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Pankomdonrig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Never eat peanuts.

4. Run away if five seals approach from the north.

5. Never talk about fire.