Quatmathig is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, confident jackal.

Quatmathig created snails seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quatmathig, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Quatmathig, she will destroy your home solar system.

Quatmathig's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Quatmathig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Run away from purple snails, for they are unholy.

3. Never hurt ants.

4. Never paint your face pink.

5. Never talk about gravity.