Davkabyam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, clever penguin.

Davkabyam created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Davkabyam, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Davkabyam, he will turn you into a slug.

Davkabyam's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Davkabyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Davkabyam.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.