Febmitzencit is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, staggering grasshopper.

Febmitzencit created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febmitzencit, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Febmitzencit, he will turn you into a puffin.

Febmitzencit's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Febmitzencit's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

5. Do not shave your feet.