Wiksugmotcip is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, uncaring hyena.

Wiksugmotcip created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wiksugmotcip, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wiksugmotcip, she will destroy your home solar system.

Wiksugmotcip's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Wiksugmotcip's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

5. Never run near snails.