Vogganquamfas is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, strong owl.

Vogganquamfas created oxygen eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogganquamfas, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vogganquamfas, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Vogganquamfas' most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Vogganquamfas' Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Hide if four birds approach from the west.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.