Yadfarncad is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, weak unicorn.

Yadfarncad created a charm quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yadfarncad, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yadfarncad, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Yadfarncad's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Yadfarncad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Never write about black holes.