Renlargbad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, confident squid.

Renlargbad created the cosmos five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Renlargbad, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Renlargbad, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Renlargbad's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Renlargbad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine aluminium sculptures of Renlargbad on top of important buildings.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Renlargbad.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. You must pray to Renlargbad six times a day.