Hotcabmat Jigbusgutwee is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, uncaring raven.

Hotcabmat Jigbusgutwee created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hotcabmat Jigbusgutwee, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hotcabmat Jigbusgutwee, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Hotcabmat Jigbusgutwee's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Hotcabmat Jigbusgutwee's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Run away from fawn otters, for they are unholy.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Retreat if six shrews approach from the west.

5. Never eat bark.