Pitdidbellbim is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, prudent mongoose.

Pitdidbellbim created the planet Mars six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitdidbellbim, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pitdidbellbim, it will turn you into a frog.

Pitdidbellbim's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Pitdidbellbim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine lead sculptures of Pitdidbellbim on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not covet oxen.