Vantadbest is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, self-confident toad.

Vantadbest created bats six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vantadbest, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vantadbest, it will send you a sign.

Vantadbest's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Vantadbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.