Popdodmad is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonest wombat.

Popdodmad created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Popdodmad, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Popdodmad, it will throw large rocks at you.

Popdodmad's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Popdodmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Do not kill dolphins.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.