Binrapkop is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, grumpy aardvark.

Binrapkop created gold three million years ago.

If you believe in Binrapkop, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Binrapkop, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Binrapkop's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Binrapkop's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not shave your legs.