Tafyogont Himwigflig is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, weak goose.

Tafyogont Himwigflig created dark matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tafyogont Himwigflig, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tafyogont Himwigflig, it will turn you into a hamster.

Tafyogont Himwigflig's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Tafyogont Himwigflig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tafyogont Himwigflig.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never talk about fire.