Quarthunkam Flydagxem is a god.

He takes the form of a small, clever wyvern.

Quarthunkam Flydagxem created energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Quarthunkam Flydagxem, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Quarthunkam Flydagxem, he will turn you into a hamster.

Quarthunkam Flydagxem's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Quarthunkam Flydagxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of birds.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

5. Never talk about galaxies.