Tailyak is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, deceitful skunk.

Tailyak created a quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Tailyak, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tailyak, he will not invite you to parties.

Tailyak's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Tailyak's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Feed all hungry sheep.

3. Always help hamsters in need.

4. You must pray to Tailyak five times a day.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.