Sintonlikdagfemcim is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-knowing centaur.

Sintonlikdagfemcim created an electron three million years ago.

If you believe in Sintonlikdagfemcim, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sintonlikdagfemcim, she will turn you into a duck.

Sintonlikdagfemcim's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Sintonlikdagfemcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not kill geese.

3. Always look after injured moths.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never look at black holes.