Fligjipyarpfid is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, compassionate camel.

Fligjipyarpfid created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligjipyarpfid, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fligjipyarpfid, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Fligjipyarpfid's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Fligjipyarpfid's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

4. Respect your elders.

5. You must never eat figs.