Dodzakdon is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciful crow.

Dodzakdon created carbon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodzakdon, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dodzakdon, she will throw large rocks at you.

Dodzakdon's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Dodzakdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. You must love Dodzakdon.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not stand on grass.