Sterzodfabdumveen is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, fussy fox.

Sterzodfabdumveen created the Whirlpool Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sterzodfabdumveen, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sterzodfabdumveen, she will jump up and down on your head.

Sterzodfabdumveen's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Sterzodfabdumveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Sterzodfabdumveen on top of all buildings.