Xendussjop is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, almighty wyvern.

Xendussjop created a strange quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Xendussjop, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Xendussjop, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Xendussjop's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Xendussjop's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never think ill of sick dogs.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.