Cidfossapp is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, temperamental raccoon.

Cidfossapp created a strange quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidfossapp, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cidfossapp, he will send minions to preach to you.

Cidfossapp's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Cidfossapp's Holy Commandments

1. Cidfossapp loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always look after injured hamsters.

4. Do not kill great tits.

5. Do not listen to music.