Jatstragvid is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, confident duck.

Jatstragvid created water four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatstragvid, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jatstragvid, she will refuse to believe in you.

Jatstragvid's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Jatstragvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never hurt birds.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always treat sheep with great respect.