Siglik is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, thoughtless frog.
Siglik created life four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Siglik, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in Siglik, it will turn you into a plant.
Siglik's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.
Siglik's Holy Commandments
1. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.
2. Do not kill ants.
3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Siglik.
4. Siglik loves frogs, so they must be respected.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.