Kipkomcubnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, dishonest chinchilla.

Kipkomcubnarl created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipkomcubnarl, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kipkomcubnarl, he will laugh at you.

Kipkomcubnarl's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Kipkomcubnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Do not kill porpoises.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not take Kipkomcubnarl's name in vain.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.